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No you Cant Have that Salads

Tue May 27, 2008, 11:39 PM
  • Listening to: The House Song
  • Reading: The Hundred Best Books Ever
  • Drinking: Kevin Sorbo
By the way here's a nother sotory.

William was sad. He cried all night long because he had no parents. He had to build his own home and work like a dog to get where he was but no matter what he did he stil didn't have any parents. So one day William went to the grocery store and he met the most beautiful girl he ever saw and she said "hello" and Willimam who was so nervous he amils lost his groceries said: " h-hello. I'm william." and then they got married but latter they divorced because she didn't like how William wore socks in bed and that was a huge problem because she was allericag to cotton but only on her feet. They had to sleep in separeate rooms.

But they still saw each other occationally and it wasn't awkward for them and they could still have drinks and stuff.

But Later, William met a man named Jacob and he was made of sand but not really more like he was covered with sand and needed to take a bath so he asked william could i use your bathroom? and william hwho reallydidn't know that he actually wanted to shower was like sure it down the hall to your left.

Later when jacob came out he was no longer covered with sand but the bathroom was a mess.

William, " Why are you covered in sand?"
jacbo "I am the tomato!"

William " I don't understand"
Jacob "I am the understand that comes with wait. Hold on" He grabbed his bag and William never saw him again.

But he did see What's her name again and she was bowling. Unforunately the manager of the bowling alley told her that if she doesn't pay her tab he's going to stop her from ever coming to the bowling place again. She was in distress. Luckily, William talked to the manager of the bowling alley and he even let her join his bowling team. That was the luckies thing ever because they later won the Bowling Gold Cup and had a pizza party. So much fun.

But William still didn't have any parents. He was the saddest hero but the girl I think her name is Bianca kissed him on the cheek and shared her winnings with him. William decided to never wear socks in bed and they got married again and had four kids who later grew up to become presidesnt of the United States one after another and they lived happily ever after beacause in the end, William became a parent and that is the most important thing of all.

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